I am where the party went.
i try to be funny but it rarely works out, just like me.Follow @lukemerren
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
does this actually work..
nah it doesnt
I STAND CORRECTED!!
Girl At Work said she didn’t like my beard so long
Congrats it isn’t for You
Half the time i like a post it’s cause I’m on mobile and can’t see it
kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally
What’s the dopest state?
I feel an underlying pun over the one already made.
You’ll have to weed it out
It’s a bit like flashcards on steroids.
When we read, our eyes move across a page or a screen to digest the words. All of that eye movement slows us down, but a new technology called Spritz claims to have figured out a way to turn us into speed-readers. By flashing words onto a single point on a screen, much like watching TV, Spritz says it will double your reading speed.
i need a trivia question but everything is so easily looked up online…
the times we live in
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one